Moi- Trouble Magnet! part1

Anybody wishing to define,point out,see a classic example of a Trouble Magnet can observe Me!Or maybe accident prone person is one of the more appropriate ways to describe me. I've been falling,getting hit,breaking bones,bleeding since before i was seven!Untill now I've kinda proudly boasted about my 8 fractures.I even dedicated first 7 to my favourite Harry Potter series and started with the Twilight Saga from the 8th!So well known were my dedication that I was famously known as the 'fracture didi'!